Another beautiful day in a deranged and collapsing America. But this time we dont want to write about that. Well actually we do, but unfortunately we have to help boost our Loogle presence. We have to help those little bastards algorithms take us to the first page of the Evil Empire. At least for now until every funny and entertaining activity is banned by a Big (NOT) Brother.

So here we go, short piece about how Chicago escorts are the best in the Country. We dont even know if we can use that word anymore – escorts. Maybe its already a federal crime to even think about escorts in Chicago. Imagine all those agents happy go lucky about new, crazy laws giving them even more power that they already had. Mmmmmmmm.... dream come true!!!

Whos getting fu...d though? Just a normal, law obiding citizens going about their daily lives. Criminals are always gonna be fine. Its just us, people trying to do everything right are screwed. Why? Because we are the easiest target! Duh! We comply, we dont run, we dont have a guns nor we are violent. Hence we are the perfect milking cow. Just throw something at us and see what sticks. Then its a law obiding citizens problem to prove that they are innocent. Who cares at this point???

Sorry it was supposed to be about Chicago escorts or escorts in Chicago. Does it even matter for the algos which word comes first??