Who came up with the idea for married couple to sleep in the same bed??? When did this happen? What happened to separate bedrooms? This peasant idea is horrible and we are sure is responsible for many of the devorces.
Imagine how beautiful it was when the spouses were saying good night going to their bedrooms:
first it helped and sustained the love life/romance
second, you could fart whenever you wanted
and third, you could get good night of sleep!!! Which is the most important thing in life after food! If you are tired all the time, you cant perform at the peak of your possibilities and your health is declining.
fourth, it is just so socialist sharing the bed
What about those inhumane bathroom stalls! What happened to a normal, closed off bathroom??? Even in fucking Cuba, hotels have normal, proper shithouses. Not in the western world though! I have to hear others shitting and peeing one foot away from me, or pretend I dont see their feet. It is fucking disgusting!!!
Please bring back separate bedrooms and humane bathrooms!!!!!
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