Welcome to one of the oldest and most established Escort Agency in Chicago.

EceChicago is one of the handfull few Escort Agencies not changing name every six months.

EceChicago is one of the few not switching website every few weeks.

EceChicago is one of the few Escort Agencies using real photos.

EceChicago is the only one posting videos of the actual girls (wow!)

EceChicago is the only one working with girls exclusively, you dont see our Ladies available anywhere else.

We are the only Chicago Escort Agency actually meeting our prospective employees before we start working with them.

Why?

We are proud of our brand, we stand by our name and we dont bait and switch, hence we don't have to play hide and seek also - we just like the name EceCh...

I am god. I am writing this from the perspective of Zir, Hir or They (people who know – they know). I am not a woman nor a man. You dont know if I have kids or I dont. Dont hold it against me!

Now

What the fuck happened? What happened to women? Who convinced them, that bringing new humans to this World is a bad thing. Nowadays not even bad, but worse! They are opressed by nature, biology, their own bodies and of course men, only because they have to breed, so to speak. Who masterminded the plan presenting motherhood as something evil, not cool, not necessary??

It started over a hundred years ago, this war on Marriage. Men are pigs, men beat women, men are drunks and idiots etc... To be a white man these days is a fucking pain... They are “responsible” for all atrocitie...

Communists Empire Strikes Again

This time robbing women from their right to wear bikinis and night gowns.

You can not make this shit up anymore. Onion basically documents our era – they dont have to think about coming with some bullshit jokes. Jokes are written everyday by bent reality. Shaped by balls – less, soy eating boys, who happened to have a power, or feminists nazi (“nazi” - thinking about SS guard in a German camps).

Sad thing is, we do know where it leads:

In 15 years “Miss America” will consists of 25 (or whatever the number is) finalists wearing long, grey uniforms, covering their whole bodies with no make up. Make up was deemed illegal in 2025, because it was a tool of patriarchal opression women by men. Since viewership plummeted to almost zero 7 y...

Another stunner from Ece. Our former colleague - super blonde Madison. One of the best Chicago escorts. We wish She would come back!

Just some nice mental photo for the weekend, lol!

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Another former Chicago escort from our Team - Oksana. Hot brunette with a killer body!

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Super cute bum Wednesday! This particular one belongs to Chicago escort Priscilla, who we hope will visit back soon!

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New member of our Team of Escorts in Chicago, Noelle starting today. She is a lovely super Blondish girl with a very interesting personality. With a minimum experience in the Game She makes a great addition to Chicago escorts at Ece.

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What the Fuck is going on with the World...

Especially "Great" Britain... not so great anymore!

Why is this man got arrested?? If You don't know who he is we recommend some reading. For those who know who Tommy is, the question still remains - is it gonna happen to me? And the answer might be: not if, but when?

Of course totalitarian regime in England didn't happen over night. First were the cameras - millions of them, of course for YOUR PROTECTION. From what??? Fucking aliens?? Yesterday I saw the cops telling a couple of tourists not to sit on the stairs for their safety! No, not the cops safety - for the tourists safety! Kafka would be proud.

Then came the laws - lots of them! You can't criticize jews, blacks, gays, lesbians, muslims, fat people, skinny people...

Coming Summer will be another one without our lovely Chicago escort Gizelle. Hopefully next year...

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It's the (almost) Weekend edition. In this one you can look at awe at a super sexy Giselle B. - exhibit C+, lol!!!

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