We hope you like our new Chicago escorts. Another Blonde coming soon. Now it is your turn, so call and schedule!

Weekend is here, its time to relax!

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This article is for a NEW clients although some regulars should read and memorize it as well.

PLEASE... DO NOT CONTACT US IF:

You dont want to be verified

You dont know who would you like to see, what time and where

Incall? Outcall?

You dont know what the prices are

You dont know what form of payments we are accepting at given moment

You havent checked the website (thats what is the website for!)

You think you are talking to the actual girl

You think pictures are fake

You want unblurred photos

You dont feel like replying in a reasonable time, finishing the conversation in the business like matter or just fishing for info contacting 10 other people at the same time

You are drunk

You are high

And definitel...

There are a few, new Chicago escorts in our "stable". Some might ask - why it takes you so much time to get new faces, to which we can say: quality over quantity. We do have a lot of potential escorts contacting us in Chicago, but we chose only some of them. Grisha, Camilla

were " no brainers", others.... hmmm.... we will give them a chance. Maybe we are wrong, sometimes we are, lol!

Pretty much all Chicago escorts have new pictures and videos. Emery's coming soon. Sometimes we think we show way too much, we should be like other companies: throw three or four fake pics on the profile and voila!

Well, enjoy our new escorts in Chicago. Watch the videos, comment, contact, schedule etc....

And yes we are using Chicago escorts and escorts Chicago on purpose. Its calle...

Chris fucking Comer!!!!

Absolute disgrace to Humanity!!!

DO NOT schedule with him!!!!

Phone number: 847-373-9995

Email or text us for more info

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Just a short announcement. We have a photo shoot scheduled for our Chicago escorts, so expect new, hot pics. Also some new arrivals are waiting to be approved so stay tuned!

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To commemorate justice fight of our fellow workers around the world and their Holiday of May 1st we are raising the price on the majority of Outcalls to $425 starting immediately.

Why?

We didn't raise the price since 2004 when 1 gallon of gas was around $1.7 - now is around $3

Everyone is so gung ho these days about employees and their well being so we thought we just give Them a raise! And since we have a full fledged Communism in USA nowadays, we though that this raise should come from YOUR POCKET!

So you can fell good about yourself!

And because $ is worth shit today

You can thank for this state of affairs to a few institutions:

Thank City of Chicago for practically making it impossible to park anywhere, except garages where we are getting fu...

Spring is lurking around corners in Chicago. How long will it take to melt an ice of Lake Michigan? For sure, way too long! We know the shortcut: melt your ice with one of our Chicago escorts. Choose blonde escort or brunette escorts. Choose downtown escort or try one of our suburban location. Our escorts in Chicago are hot as a Mediterranean Sun and will put a smile on your face!

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Asking our patrons what is the best or most desired location? Where would you like to see our Chicago Escorts?

They can see You in Downtown area, nice hotel by O'hare, shopping location in Oakbrook or just a posh restaurant in Schaumburg (lol)!

Our lovely escorts are available all over ChicagoLand area for your convenience.

Let us know which location you prefer best!

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Also - we are always hiring!!

Since all avenues of hiring are gone for now, we are hiring here and now. This is a call to all attractive and intelligent escorts in Chicago to join our team. If you think you have that spark, please contact our escort agency to become on of the Chicago escorts.

What happened???

Where is our Global Warming? Where is our february Summer? Where are the rising temps??? Ohhhh.... We guess someone already made all the money on GW and now we can move on. New topic is racism in Starbucks, lol!!!!!!!!!! It should rather be called Cockbucks, seeing all those beta males cocksuckers running it to the ground. They will close all the stores for one day, lmao!!!! Fucking retards... America needs a war, Civil War preferably so men can be men again, women wives and kids just kids, not some Zombies on Adderall.

God damned it, this was supposed to be about Winter in Shitcago. Well - it is cold, it is fucking cold. Maybe the weather will help homicidal statistics.

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