#dinnerdates

Everyone likes them, everyone was at at least one, everyone had a bad one, but not everyone thinks about getting more than just a dinner out of them! To utilize them to better off your life and your social standing.

We do

Why would you waste your time and energy on random guys taking you out, sometimes leaving you with a bill to pay? Going out should be fun for a young and attractive sugar babies like you! Gentlemen are looking for smart and outgoing girls, who know what they want from life and they can reward you for your enthusiasm!

A lot of novice sugar babies are joining some crazy “dating” or “seeking arrangments” sites. Do they realize how dangerous those websites are? Do they realize that meeting anybody from there can turn really badly for th...

Midterm results, few words:

What can we say? We are doomed. If A. O. Cortez and some other crazy people are voted in based on being bisexual or muslim or just because they are women, we are fucked! I think we will form a party of jerk offs. We like to jerk off and our people should have “equal rights” to heterosexuals. I should be able to marry my own hand! That's discrimination!

The more we think about the whole bullshit “lgbt plus minus equals zero movement”, the more we are convinced that it is in fact bullshit. And we love the idea that no one can critisize them. It's like with Eskimos. You can't say anything bad about that tribe, unless you want to be brand “anti eskimo”

So when we are chosing people not based on the merit, but based on their form of satisfying th...

Sugarbabies

We missed the train again. Apparently these days you don't look for escorts, you look for sugarbabies. Matter of semantics we guess. Although missing the train is not exact. We were on a few of those stupid, matchmaking websites for a couple or more months and we didn't even get 1 (one) girl out of them. They were either really stupid or really expensive, lol! And they actually didn't want to work! So lazy is another word we should add.

But now, since we are on all social media except dying FB we have to upgrade our vocabulary: so we are looking to hire as many #sugarbabies as we can handle!

If you are or want to be a #sugarbaby let us know! We are always #hiring! Ha ha ha!

File under Chicago escorts, scratch that – Chicago #sugarbabies and always #hi...

“Migrant Caravan”

Sounds like a title of the romantic song. Well, it's not.

My small brain can not wrap around that situation. It just doesn't compute. How is it possible that the bunch of people gathers around and “decides” that they WANT to live in USA and it is their RIGHT to do so. It smells worse than Clinton's pussy.

Then they walk for days, breaking all the laws in the book and nothing happens to them??? No government seems to be able to stop them, no police, no army. They want to get to the paradise and nothing or no one will stop them. Well, I WANT my fucking Ferrari!!!! Ill go to the dealership today and throw the tantrum, let's see if that works for me.

So what's the story here? I guess we all know (at least those with a quarter of a brain) that someon...

Amber Alerts in regards of “parent(s) kidnapping their own child/children”

What the fuck is that? Where did it come from? Why the fuck do we have it???

Ohhhh.... IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN!!! Got it now! We can do anything immoral, we can past any retarded law just as long it is for the children, Silly me!

On paper of course it looks amazing and very emotional. Let's help everybody, everywhere and all of the times. In reality it's a fucked up solution for a real problem.

The last AA from yesterday was about mother taking her own child away from foster parents. All unknown to us circumstances aside, how the fuck is it even possible??? How can mother abduct her own child??? Oh yes, she can nowadays – “because all children are ours”, they belong to the community, a state...

Fucking drivers

What happened? Why is it so scary to drive nowadays? Scary might not be a correct word. Tiresome? Aggravating? 90% of the drivers don't know what they are doing, they don't even realize they are on the PUBLIC and SHARED roads with others. Who cares when you are on BIRD? Who cares when you are on your super duper bike? You are the SHIT saving the environment and the whole fucking PLANET. The same goes for Prius and Tesla douchebags, what a fucking cunts driving BELOW speed limit chasing CO2 emissions.

Another story about narrowing the roads. We remember few years back when on Top Gear one of those asswipes responsible for state of the roads in GB said on national TV that NARROWING the lanes is better for traffic flow and speed of it.... Seriously. So why the f...

You guys should be pissed at motherfuckers like this one. Monkeys like him are fucking up the business for normal people.

Fucking motherfucker.

First Man?????? WTF???!!!

Just saw the movie. What the FUCK???!!!! How could they do it?????? Where is the equality and inclusivity?????!!!!!!!!!!!! First MAN?????? Fucking homophobes, transphobes, chauvinistic pigs and interspecies phobes!!!! What about wamen??

Movie is gooooooooddddd, music even better! Oh and there is one (1) frame with photoshopped american Flag!!!!! Good job fuckers!!!

Title should be: “First fill out the blank”

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Remember!!!!

Vote in November!

Not that voting counts... but sometimes it does. Like the greatest champion of democracy – Joe Stalin said: It doesn't matter how you vote, it does who counts those votes. And it counts even more if the right alternatives as far as candidates were prepared before the voting day. So what alternatives do we have?

We don't. Really. Maybe, just maybe after the Kavanaugh fiasco the right people will finally see that Our Country is going down the wrong path. Enough is enough. We need to put those kids running amok in the time out corner and put America back on the track.

We will see.

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SEO shill

Yep, the girl on the photo was for You to click on this article.

Another boring work. Writing a shill to bounce the numbers on “don't be evil” website. Do you remember that? When Loogle had that motto? It sounds fucking prophetic now. They become EVIL.

We tried to buy some ads on adwords. Million questions, phone numbers, credit cards details. Fuck that. As soon as we gave them our phone number ten advertisers called right away. People don't realize we are cows, sheeps and the end product for them.

As you may know by now our escorts are in Chicago downtown area, we have escorts at O'hare and Rosemont. Oakbrook and Schaumburg are good spots for our escorts as well.

We offer blonde escorts, brunettes escorts and sometimes red...