Our first transsexual President born in Mexico made it absolutely clear that driving at night is a barbaric relict of the past, not align with our progressive future so making it illegal since it is the main problem of road accidents (pardon me: incidents) after the sunset. Thats why CONgress of 2038 passed very warmed welcomed law making driving between the sundown and a sunrise punishable by up to 10 years in prison and 250.000 of new Dollars (new dollar was needed after “old dollar” lost its world reserve status, caused by FED printing, which collapsed the eCONomy). New law reduced the rate of deaths to zero. That awesomeness was achieved also by making it mandatory to use the breathalyzer before each engine start. People were stunned knowing that for the last 150 or so years humans...

We welcome new addition to our Team - super sexy, european Babe: The Lioness. New in Chicago so please make Her feel at home.

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It is official: North America is a Country now. FIFA just confirmed it by giving the winning bid to Canada, US and Mexico hence new country called North America. Let's think about a design for a new flag...

So – few points explaining why it is a moronic decision:

1. Day one of the Cup and my team is playing in NYC at 8pm local time. After the game they have to rush to the plane because the next game is 48 hours from now 4000 miles and 4 time zones away. Perfect isnt it???
2. Day one of the Cup and my team is playing in a 100% percent humid Chicago. Thunderstorms, cloudy skies and only 95 degrees of Fahrenheit. After the game they hop on the plane and after only 4 hours flight they land 2 time zones away where it is only 65F in the evening and “it's a dry heat!”

Our first entry to the Chicago Escorts Hall of Fame: Natalia

Amazing friend and an awesome Woman, who, unfortunately for all of us moved to the nicer location than Chicago.

We are pretty sure, were not the only ones missing Her!

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That's how Chicago's downtown looked like on Saturday June 9th for an UFC event! So what the best solution for this "almost summer" blues is? Yep, you got it: see one of our lovely Chicago Escorts in a convenient downtown location. You can opt for an Escort at O'hare area or Oakbrook if you fancy free parking. New girls coming soon...

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Welcome to one of the oldest and most established Escort Agency in Chicago.

EceChicago is one of the handfull few Escort Agencies not changing name every six months.

EceChicago is one of the few not switching website every few weeks.

EceChicago is one of the few Escort Agencies using real photos.

EceChicago is the only one posting videos of the actual girls (wow!)

EceChicago is the only one working with girls exclusively, you dont see our Ladies available anywhere else.

We are the only Chicago Escort Agency actually meeting our prospective employees before we start working with them.

Why?

We are proud of our brand, we stand by our name and we dont bait and switch, hence we don't have to play hide and seek also - we just like the name EceCh...

I am god. I am writing this from the perspective of Zir, Hir or They (people who know – they know). I am not a woman nor a man. You dont know if I have kids or I dont. Dont hold it against me!

Now

What the fuck happened? What happened to women? Who convinced them, that bringing new humans to this World is a bad thing. Nowadays not even bad, but worse! They are opressed by nature, biology, their own bodies and of course men, only because they have to breed, so to speak. Who masterminded the plan presenting motherhood as something evil, not cool, not necessary??

It started over a hundred years ago, this war on Marriage. Men are pigs, men beat women, men are drunks and idiots etc... To be a white man these days is a fucking pain... They are “responsible” for all atrocitie...

Communists Empire Strikes Again

This time robbing women from their right to wear bikinis and night gowns.

You can not make this shit up anymore. Onion basically documents our era – they dont have to think about coming with some bullshit jokes. Jokes are written everyday by bent reality. Shaped by balls – less, soy eating boys, who happened to have a power, or feminists nazi (“nazi” - thinking about SS guard in a German camps).

Sad thing is, we do know where it leads:

In 15 years “Miss America” will consists of 25 (or whatever the number is) finalists wearing long, grey uniforms, covering their whole bodies with no make up. Make up was deemed illegal in 2025, because it was a tool of patriarchal opression women by men. Since viewership plummeted to almost zero 7 y...

Another stunner from Ece. Our former colleague - super blonde Madison. One of the best Chicago escorts. We wish She would come back!

Just some nice mental photo for the weekend, lol!

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Another former Chicago escort from our Team - Oksana. Hot brunette with a killer body!

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